#MISS CUNTY BOB !!!!!!

[cosmicrhetoric]

[egg24108]

[pynkhues]

https://x.com/icarusinsilk/status/1869652033223139409

This is really true, and I so so so love that Louis hallucinated Lestat at absolutely maximum beauty (minus weird Brad Pitt hair dreamstat), and then we got maximum beauty Lestat at the trial/in the tower too, which seems like it may not have actually been what he really looked like in those moments, and then real Lestat shows up and is still beautiful but in a sad wet cat way rather than a supermodel Aphrodite way.

Louis was at peak yearning imagining his dead husband looking like Apollo and Aphrodite, all rolled into one and draped in his favourite suits, and personally I love that for him.

[taro-tk22]

You know what would be extremely funny if just every season of IWTV we see Sam Reid/Lestat’s hair get longer with zero to no explanation on how that’s possible for him as a vampire LMFAO

[borealing]

look how cute my hair was when it was shorter raaah i want to cut it again its too long now

[ratajota]

finally figured out how to take steam screenshots so i can take the most unflattering pics of my current very normal guy

[dorianepin]

sumayah nelly dylan top 3... shaping up to be an all time gbbo cast

[freevibedotcom]

i know she's committed atrocities but its hard to believe it when shes that adorable

[fat-fem-and-asian]

back in katj@ herbers land

[bloodyhellharry]

Pansy Parkinson’s description in the text is just “pug-faced”, yet the cunty bob Genevieve Gaunt rocked in her minor appearance in Prisoner of Azkaban as someone we could only assume to be Pansy was so powerful that informed the character design of miss parkinson for generations of fanart to come, and that’s the power and impact of Alfonso Cuarón’s vision

[pinktuals]

this is the safe/last resort fit because i forgot to order that one off shoulder top im gonna kmsssss

fuck it im gonna repeat this fit ♾️

[heeheesang]

hey. | daydream.

warnings! mentions of skipping meals, joking as a sasaeng

“are you sure this is safe..?” i asked yunjin as she nodded her head and rushed me to take a seat. i was wearing a mask with sunglasses and a bucket hat, just to make my identity hidden. “just relax okay ynnie? we have it under control.” i scrunched up my face, “we?”

“shh it’s starting!” one by one, the members appeared on stage and greeted the fans at the fansign. i let out a small smile when meeting eyes with heeseung. he seemed healthy, heck he even grew some biceps.

“we’ll be starting the fansign now~” the staff said as each fan went on stage to shake hands with enhypen and have a chat for two minutes each.

yunjin’s number was ahead of mine so she went first. we were two numbers apart and i was honestly shaking at the fact that anyone could know my identity and flame me once again. it’s been two, close to three, months since i last saw enhypen or anyone from hybe… it made a shiver run down my spine.

soon enough, i was hurried on stage. firstly i met jay, who immediately knew my identity. “yn.. we missed you. how are you?” he asked as i raised an eyebrow and pointed to myself. “yunjin and i planned this together… ofcourse i would know you. plus, your eyes give off the fact that you’re yn.” he whispered as i nodded slowly, so he’s the we yunjin was refering to…

“i’m doing well, jay! how about you and the rest?” he sighed before taking in a deep breath. “we’re doing well.. this is finally our last stop for the tour. heeseung on the other hand… he skipped a few meals here and there. he’s been taking off all his anger and sadness in the gym.” my mouth formed an ‘o’ shape.

“that’s unhealthy…” i replied and he nodded, “well our two minutes are up. i’ll talk to you soon again, yn.” i waved him goodbye as he smiled and waved.

next was jungwon, who was the absolute sweetest by the way. he was super undercover about me even tho he knew who i was. he asked me how i was doing and even asked me about my shop. jake and sunghoon were the same as well, super undercover. they even told me a few tmi’s about the whole group and treated me as their fans.

sunoo… the moment i sat down, his eyes widened in shock. “myeong.. yn..?” i smiled and placed a finger to my lips. the whole time, we were gossiping about god knows what. “you know, i always refered to you as cunty bob.. because girl… do i even need to explain?” we laughed it off as i reached my second last person.

“hey. how are you doing today?” he started off as he signed the album. “i’m doing well, how about you hee?” he dropped his pen as he looked up. i slightly pulled down my mask as he moved back and covered his hand with his mouth.

“princess… oh my god, hello i’m doing well.” heeseung immediately recomposed himself and stared into my eyes. he placed his hands on the table facing upwards as i placed my hands on top. “liar, why are you skipping meals.” i asked as he giggled, “did jay tell you that? hm, pretty?”

i gagged on my own saliva as he offered me his drink but i refused, a fansign, fan sign. i nodded, “you need to eat more!”

“alright then.. are you coming to our concert tomorrow?” i nodded as he smiled brightly. “i like you a lot. i never stopped you know?” he comtinued as he waved our hands in the air. i nodded, “i do too. even dongmin knew i still like you and gave his chance to you instead.”

“how about we meet tonight? i’ll make it up to you, i promise.” i sighed as i nodded, “i’ll see you then. goodbye hee,” i said as i ended our conversation.

going to the last member, ni-ki. “noona?” he asked as i smiled and nodded. “you’re so much more prettier than how heeseung hyung described you…” he teased, earning a side nudge from heeseung. i could barely focus on my time with the youngest member because someone kept eyeing me from the side.

“yah stop staring at my fan.” ni-ki covered my face with the album, accidentally gripping onto my bucket hat as well. “oh—“ i half screamed as my bucket hat flew off. ni-ki apologised as he giggled, seeing my hair colour that was freshly dyed blonde once again. “i’ll see you at our concert noona,” i smiled and put my hat back on.

that was a ride.

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[thekidsfromyestergay]

I will say. I miss her cunty bob

[bloodreddemons]

All Hazbin Hotel Fashion Ranked w/Roasting | (imo)

(Pilot to Present)

#20 Valentino | He literally looks like he smells of alcohol, smoke, and piss. How tf has Velvette not fixed him yet?!?! This gawdy wannabe gimp getup is NOT OK... He just strolls around naked under that Santa Claus/Zebra printed Nightmare....🤡 (I like his glasses tho imma rob him)

#19 Adam | Dude be fucking having that moo moo dress ON. I find it hilarious that his army is dripped out more than he is. I mean his final battle moo moo dress was a bit better than the original but he really just walks around like a certain Ice King from one of my fav Cartoon Network shows lmfaooooo. ✝️

#18 Carmilla Carmine | Lackluster. I wasn't really wowed by either two of her looks all that much I guess. There's just absolutely no color I kinda wish they incorporated maybe more purple or something in her. Carmilla also got some BIG ass hands. Idk her design just kinda throws me off. It reminds me of something abstract.

#17 Vox | I really like his coat and just the overall palette of that electric blue situation but his shirt low-key is giving me Freddy Krueger tease lol. As well as Pyrocynical and that dude from the show "Villainous". I hope in Season 2 Vox serves us more looks and variety. He's not bad, he just obviously doesn't compare to others.

#16 Katie Killjoy | She got only like one outfit but man does it EAT. A bit cliche for a reporter but it's just still too cunty to turn down. The pearls, the cut, the makeup, fucking slay I guess. Miss Bryce Tankthrust still serving in hell is a MUST. 📣

#15 Lute | Ngl I was just shocked how pretty Lute was. That fucking face card and you hide it under a MASK?!?! Her eyelashes/eyes and that bob is just chef's *kiss* honestly and I actually really do think the angel uniforms are pretty hot as well. You just can't go wrong with a thigh high BOOT. Girls really get it done. 💯 (Keep the mask OFF!!!)

#14 Mimzy | I hate Mimzy with a passion but I can't deny flapper dresses are beautiful. Mimzy you absolutely devoured and the body is bodying Cheers, you're timeless lol. 🥂

#13 Husk | Please don't hate me guys. I love Husk and all, but ever since Alastor stole his soul he also stole his swag. Man's hasn't worn a fucking shirt since that day lmao. 🤣🤣 Like where DID his suit go??? I would be depressed and wasted too if I was him. I don't hate his design or outfit, I just think it's a bit too simple compared to the other main characters. His personality and Keith David 100% make up for it tho. ♠️

#12 Rosie | Just like Mimzy but like, tripled lmao. Just timeless beauty that never dies. Mary Poppins WHO???? My favorite is honestly probably her hat, that thing is like the crown jewel. Color palette is also kinda satisfying, I stan the pink and mauve. 🌷

#11 Emily | She's like a breath of fresh air from all the red and pink tones. The baby and periwinkle blue is so beautiful and so are her features. Them big ass eyes, the freckles, & whimsical hair. I liked her dress too. Big W's for Em. 💙

#10 Niffty | Cutieeeee. I really like her redesign compared to the old one. 1950's style of fashion is also still very appealing to me as well. The pink dress she was wearing was so fucking adorable I almost had a stroke just to see it in person. She's also weirdly gorgeous covered in angel blood. 💄

#9 Charlie Morningstar | Ngl...a lil disappointed in our girl. As the main character....to have so many just similar looking outfits with not much variety is kinda the most unsatisfying thing ever. It often feels like her fanart and photos that we rarely ever see contain better outfits than the ones that repeatedly appear in the show. However there's nothing really wrong with her final design I just sometimes really miss the old one from the pilot. I think her rounder features and the lighter pink suited her better. Final battle outfit was her best look so far tho in my opinion. 💋

#8 Sir Pentious | Sir Pentious style sorta never changed, he's still rocking that snake do-rag and that suit top that's striped just like everybody else's. 😮‍💨 I really wish they would've made Pentious' suit a floral pattern. I know stripes might have been popular in the 1800s but floral was very popular too and it'd be something different that'd still completely match his Era. I love his steam punk style and his other creative looks but his HEAVEN outfit was just the best. Saint Pentious > Sinner Pentious!! 🤍

#7 Velvette | Thank LUCI they changed and upgraded this girl bro. She was lowkey a hot fucking mess in my opinion before. Man did she come out SWINGING. Not just with looks but also personality I was floored. She's literally the Queen of hairdos and assembling, not many people can pull off that many patterns. Unique and trendy with the energy to back it up. Velvette you'll always be famous!! ❤

#6 Lucifer Morningstar | 6.6.6!!! Very few outfits but I never seen a moment where this man did not serve!! He's always got that fire ass coat on and he gives you the hatsssss. They're stylish while also telling you exactly who he is. It's like regal as fuck while also kinda simple. You don't have to think too much while ogling to just know that he's a dapper ass cHaD. ❤️‍🔥🍎

#5 Cherri Bomb | Loved all of Cherri's outfits. She fucking devoured and blown away over half the competition. She is Kesha vibes. Mama is Avril Lavigne vibesss. She just gives it to you with her punk rock, y2k, fashion. (I know she's supposed to 80s Era but still lol..) Always loved her base look but the final battle outfit and the one from the addict music video were amazing. 🍒

#4 Vaggie | Vaggie the fucking queen you areeee. Talk about versatility. She can really pull off a lot. I noticed that she experiments with her hair a lot like Velvette and I LOVE THAT. The fucking bob?!? High ponytail?!?! Great bangs and great length?!?! Vaggie teach me your wayssss. I always liked her bow and a lot of her outfits. Most of them are sexy without trying too hard. I don't think I can even pick a favorite but I'd probably go with final battle outfit and also her angel gown because that is just too cute lol. 💅🏼

#3 Alastor | As soon as Alastor popped up on scene he was fucking slaying. Literally definition of "pink is cute but red is sexy". He got those sharp ass acrylics ON and his coat is fabulousy spooky lmfao. He also went from being bed bug red to....even more red and sharper (because that was some how possible) lol. Red and black is always an amazing combo and his deer-like appearance is kinda appealing even tho it's a demon lol. I'd venture to even say he's probably one of the most fashionable Overlord's. He's just eye catching and has that AURA. Maybe it's because he's an ancient relic with very peculiar cLaSs but it's really working for him. Keep going you psycho I will see you in hell lmao. (Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka called 🍓💀)

#2 Angel Dust | FUCKING KING SHIT. He just serves every time without fail. He has a whole wardrobe and they all fucking bang. The clothes are sexy, the makeup is sexy, the AURA is sexy. AND IT SHOULDN'T BE TRIFLED WITH!!! It's really sad because he spends so much time to "get pretty" for pieces of shit, but it doesn't take away Angel's talent to pull off so many gorgeous and hot things. Angel will always be a standout icon and I bet Heaven will look SO good on him. 💗

#1 Lilith (Probably lol) | We barely seen her, but I just KNOW she'd devour. Point. Blank. Period. lmfao. 👑♀️

[phryneluvbot]

Why Phryne Fisher is a great character

and why you should love her too:

She's hot

She's extremely athletic (have you ever seen her running in heels?! you should, asap)

The timeless bob cut

The cunty outfits... chef's miss

She's a polyglot

She's a feminist icon with a mindset far ahead for her times (Phryne is the textbook of "Fuck The Patriarchy" imo)

She's a survivor of abuse, constantly blamed herself for the death of her sister when she was younger, was an ambo driver during WWI and still uses all of those experiences as strength to help everyone she can reach out to

She knows how to drive a plane

She's an amazing dancer

Her best (and oldest) friend is a scottish butch doctor (mac would totally love he/him pronouns btw)

The two cab drivers she befriends after coming back to Melbourne are communists (I love my two red-raggers)

Her "butler" (because phryne always treats them like equals to her, so it's always assistant or friend, never any word/expression that creates an hierarchy) being named "Mr.Butler", who's also an expert in guns and always a good comedy relief

The shy girl that once dot was that she helped on growing into a strong lady, leading to her on finding love (they better name the kid phryne if it's a girl, or I'll do it myself)

Aunt P and Phryne interacting is always the hardest giggles you will ever get

Literally adopted a pickpocket girl she saw in a train station and never judged her. In fact, she understood her, her struggles and fears, and gave her a new life under her wing (now watch jane calling phryne and jack "mom and dad" whenever she sees them sharing a moment or two, lmfao)

Every single Phrack moment... They're a match in heaven (and nathan and essie's acting is sooo good)

Also about Phrack: Both characters being so similar morally, I love it

The adventuress club being formed by many strong and independent women from different backgrounds, with phryne on the wheel of the boat, to celebrate their achievements and goals (and how much they can do for feminism and social justice)

And many other aspects that I'd love to point out, but I don't want this post to be thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat long

[eightstarr]

zoe hi omg sorry for disappearing. i have a question again! what are ellie and abby's fav movie genres? also, unrelated but isn't abby and shiv soooo alike? (cunty&blonde)

anyways i missed you & i love you

-penis cat anon

omg i literally was gonna post something saying i miss penis cat anon the other day but i didn't wanna be a weirdo <3 glad you're back and i hope you're having a good week!

i mean… for ellie, i obviously have to say that it's sci-fi!! like i have to, it literally can't be anything else. i think she can quote every line from the original alien movie! it's her default movie whenever she doesn't know what to watch. could also talk about interstellar for 2 hours straight. no breaks, no pausing to think, just uninterrupted talking!! i think no matter what genre, she will find a deep significant theme in everything she watches (and i agree because i'm the same and actually everything DOES have a deep significant theme 🙄) but sometimes it's a little funny because she'll turn to you randomly, looking dead serious, and just be like "the thing about sharknado 5 that no one understands is that—"

abby, on the other hand, is very serious about her period dramas. knows more about the fashion trends of the regency era than most costume designers in the industry and she'll tell you all about it!! but truly deep down it's not about the aesthetic, she's just a romance girl <3 you know she's overdue for a pride and prejudice rewatch when she starts writing you letters and unironically calling you "mrs. anderson" (you are not married). she can get into romcoms and more modern romances sometimes, but they're simply not the same!! she does love moonstruck, mamma mia and 13 going on 30 though. but who doesn't?

and yes you are absolutely correct about the shiv and abby parallels. cunty and blonde!!! and abby would absolutely rock a bob in the same way that shiv would rock a long braid. and abby could pull off corporate hot just like shiv could pull off apocalypse hot. and they would both be fixed by a little lesbian sex :)